For no reason I missed yesterday’s episode But the thing is I tried to record an episode yesterday pretty late when I realized that I hadn’t done an episode yesterday So I tried to do it entirely from my phone But the audio quality from just recording on my phone was a good enough I wanted to use this enhancement tool that didn’t like the file format I had created on my phone And I didn’t feel like continuing to explore on my phone how to convert the audio file to a format that this enhancing tool would Like so I said, you know, I’m just gonna wait till tomorrow and I thought I was just scrap yesterday’s recording But I think you deserve to hear yesterday’s recording which includes me singing the theme song.

So Here’s the actual theme song and then some of the episode that I recorded yesterday and by some I mean all Your daily Lex Do to to do to your a to to to to to daily to to to to to backs with him doom doom doom doom Yeah, I almost forgot almost forgot, okay Wow, okay I was just listening to the recording from my phone from yesterday’s thing that had gone through that enhancer and it’s horrible like not the Listen, the content was great.

The content was a plus amazing classic your daily Lex content But then whatever is happening with that Adobe and answer from recording yesterday.

It was no good.

So forget it I’m gonna recreate that episode plus add to it for this episode, but you’re getting all these updates in real time Anyway the point that I was discussing the thing I was discussing in yesterday’s faux episode epiphode if you will that never got released is I’m in danger.

I Do not I’m not yet in danger, but I’m in danger of being in danger.

I’m in the danger zone I took a highway to it I guess but the problem was this I am mullet adjacent now Listen as I record these words, I’m looking at the clock and knowing that in 12 minutes or so I’m going to leave the house to go get a haircut I am solving this problem, but my hair is longer than typical and it is not a mullet, but it has the whiff of Becoming a mullet it is it is able to be a mullet You can see what I would look like with the mullet from where my hair is right now.

So I’m getting it handled But here’s the thing I like it a little bit longer And I like that it gets a little bit curlier in the back in a way that I appreciate whatever So I’m my plan is to go to the haircut place where they don’t speak great English Look it’s too long.

I’d like it to be shorter I want to make sure it’s not a mullet But I wanted to be as long as I can without being a mullet and to make it clear that I also got a haircut Those are my goals for the haircut It’s basically like talking to chat GPT, right?

Like here’s the outcome I want and then trying to put in all the inputs But no one got on how to get from A to Z.

So I’m just gonna provide you know B and Q and R Those are the key letters between A and Z.

Anyway We’ll see how it goes and I guess I’ll have to listen to tomorrow’s episode assuming I remember to record one To know how that goes But yeah, I want to be clear because I think this is important.

I do not have a mullet.

I am close to a mullet Last night I on a whim posted something on mastodon that then I had lots of people reach out to me directly and via mastodon about Many moons ago sometime earlier this summer.

There were some moves there We were at a local winery with some friends and I spotted a thing they were selling That was a chocolate peanut butter wine and they were offering samples.

And of course, I love chocolate peanut butter Yeah, I’ll try your chocolate peanut butter wine was pretty good You wouldn’t drink it like you would a glass of wine But like a small amount of it was it was lovely and so I bought a bottle and then it’s just sat in my fridge Ever since and yesterday at dinner Sears like how come you never drink that chocolate peanut butter wine?

I was like, well, you know, what’s here?

I’m gonna have some of that chocolate peanut butter wine tonight which was at the time last night and I Did indeed have it and it’s still good It is weird, right because it absolutely has a feeling like wine and it absolutely has the flavor of chocolate and peanut butter I don’t know what this wine is for exactly.

It’s kind of for the hilarity of it I guess and it’s good, but lots of people were like that sounds terrible.

Where do I get it?

And that’s right.

It is terrible and great and you should want it, but they only ship to New Jersey So I can’t help you.

I mean find your own local chocolate peanut butter wine vendor.

I I It was so unusual to me in my memory from when I tried it at the winery.

I was like, you know what?

I’m just gonna put it into a regular glass, which I did and nobody commented on that from my photo They just wanted to know more about the chocolate peanut butter wine.

So I think people agreed with my decision whether consciously or otherwise anyway That’s your that’s your your daily Lex for today.

And I hope I’ll be a great Tuesday and tomorrow I hope to report on being happy for my haircut, but let’s be real It’ll be the first couple days of the haircut.

It takes a few days to grow into itself We all know this it’s fine Lex