I can’t believe that there are still bus issues affecting my kids, but indeed there are.

Today we didn’t even hear from the school about the bus issue, but we did see a news report that started going viral amongst folks who take our bus, or my older two kids’ bus, since the bus driver, after dropping the kids off at school, fell asleep and crashed into a house, causing significant structural damage to the house.

And yeah, good stuff, really good times, and I believe he’s been fired.

The bus company tries to say that he swerved to avoid a deer, but the police say that that did not happen and simply the driver fell asleep, I guess because he drove all the way up a lawn and into a house in no deer evasive maneuver known to humankind.

My kids are on a bus now that they tell me smells bad, and the driver said, hey, do you know the route?

So looking forward to that, I have them running the GPS apps on their phone to make sure the driver doesn’t go in the absolute wrong direction.

Hold a good thought for my kids.

Anyway, let’s do a quick episode of your daily, well, you know what it’s called, and I’m about to tell you anyway.

Your Daily Lex.

You know, there was a time when My Kid’s Horrible Bus Stuff could fill an entire episode, but there I just did it as an intro before the theme song, and you know, I’ve only now hit the 30 second mark.

That said, I’m using My Kid’s Bus Trouble for song inspiration, and I’m going to read to you a song that I wrote for my son, because as you know, Liam and I have two albums out, and we’re working on the third, which we’d like to have come out before the end of the year.

It might end up being in January.

But I wrote a song for him called My Sibling’s Bus, and it goes like this.

I don’t know what the tune is, because Liam’s got to write that.

It’s the true story of my sibling’s bus, I have to warn you, I can speak English.

It’s the true story of my sibling’s bus, I have to warn you, it is totally nuts.

You won’t believe me, because it sounds kind of sus, but here’s the true story of my sibling’s bus.

On the first day of school, it was a full hour late.

As you can imagine, no one thought that was great.

But things got worse, I’m sorry to say, because the bus didn’t show up at all one day.

The next day it came, but it came with a cost, because repeatedly the bus driver found himself lost.

He pulled over six times to look at directions.

He made my sibling so late, they risked getting detention.

It’s the true story of my sibling’s bus, I have to warn you, it’s totally nuts.

You won’t believe me, because it sounds kind of sus, but here’s the true story of my sibling’s bus.

One day the driver took the bus to the wrong school.

I’m going to change that lyric, actually.

One day the driver drove them to the wrong school.

As you would guess, nobody thought that was cool.

When he got to the right school, he stopped at the wrong door.

That wasn’t the worst, though, because wait, there’s more.

The bus skipped stops and left kids stranded.

Families were angry and could hardly stand it.

He would come too early before kids were outside, and then would drive off, leaving them with no ride.

It’s the true story of my sibling’s bus, I have to warn you, it’s totally nuts.

You won’t believe me, because it sounds kind of sus, but here’s the true story of my sibling’s bus.

One day when school ended, the driver didn’t appear.

He hadn’t called out, so just as you would fear, there was no bus at all.

So as is apparent, the only way to get home was a pickup from your parent.

Just a few days later, the driver picked up the kids, but believe it or not, drove them to where he lived.

He needed to go home to get the list of addresses, and the school finally fired him after all of those messes.

It’s the true story of my sibling’s bus, I have to warn you, it’s totally nuts.

You won’t believe me, because it sounds kind of sus, but here’s the true story of my sibling’s bus.

Here’s the bridge.

They finally got a new bus driver.

The kids and parents all said, woohoo.

A few days later, the new driver fell asleep and crashed into someone’s house.

It’s true.

Luckily, no students were on the bus, but that driver got fired too.

We wrote this song after that happened, so who knows now what the school’s going to do.

It’s the true story of my sibling’s bus.

As you now know, it was totally nuts.

Hope you believe me, though it sounds kind of sus, but that’s the true story of my sibling’s bus.

Yeah, I’m a poet, I know.

I’m a lyrical genius, if you will.

And I will.

Anyway, people hate today’s collections puzzle less, so that’s nice.

It’s a fun one.

And I have been increasingly enjoying my posts that I craft when I link out to those connections puzzles because they sometimes contain hints, but if they always contain hints, that’s no good.

So sometimes they contain anti-hints.

Who’s the wife of uncle-y hints?

Anyway, I hope you’re having a wonderful Tuesday, November 7th, and yeah, we’ll talk soon, as in tomorrow.

Lex!