Welcome back to all killer.

No filler week here your daily Lex and I have to say I generated more feedback than I expected yesterday And I’m going to withdraw my claim Or maybe two days ago, I’m gonna withdraw my claim that Sierra is a crazy person I think it was two days ago Because I said that Sierra was a crazy person For believing that in 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

The ball the bottles are atop a wall.

I Said that was not clearly there’s like some shelving unit or something on the wall and that’s where you’re getting the bottles and Many of you wrote to me to say that no in your vision as well.

The bottles are atop a wall I don’t know where all of you people are going where there are walls with accessible tops my walls typically have ceilings on the tops that preclude me from putting bottles there, but listen, I To each their own I guess I don’t know, but I I support that is a Reasonably commonly held belief that in 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

That’s where the bottles are They’re on top of the wall you weirdos.

Okay, let’s do a let’s do an episode Your Daily Lex Yesterday At some point in the middle of the day the family went to Jenkinson’s which is I don’t even know what they’ll call it but it’s like an amusement park sort of it’s that’s overstating it, but it’s a They got rides and games and lots of food stores and it’s in New Jersey, it’s a boardwalk in Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey and Over the years we have collected many coupons and gift cards and other things to Jenkinson’s But we don’t go all that often and when we are there, we don’t spend all that time there Because it’s you know overpriced and silly and whatever but we decided that we were gonna go yesterday and we were gonna We were just gonna we weren’t gonna have a yes day exactly because if I told my kids they could have a yes day I think that they would Want to buy every souvenir that exists and also eat 900 desserts I just can’t read my head, but I said we would have a a few were no day so we went He wanted to do the train ride Most of us did not but we did the train ride for Liam.

He went on a bunch of rides I took the older two to the arcade And we knew that the arcade we wanted to win lots of tickets Plus we had a bunch of coupons for additional tickets You know the tickets that you redeem at the end for giant stupid prizes and we played a lot of skee-ball So we’re playing skee-ball Honey, and I were at the machine side by side and I saw that my machine was screwing up in that I was doing quite well, but the balls would not return They would get stuck and they have over the second and the third and the fourth eventually I’m out of balls to roll on the skee-ball track, but I still have more turns And so I go to the people at the front like no no just if you roll another one, they’ll all get loose I’m like, well, I don’t have another one and they’re all there So no, they’re not getting loose And so one person’s like super confused But another boy’s like you have to get them and she climbs up the skee-ball machine and gets the balls and bring them back down He’s like you should be good now And I’m like, I don’t know why I would be good now you fixed nothing.

You simply got those but okay Let’s try it and of course immediately the ball won’t get stuck again.

So I knew not to use that machine anymore We were running lots of tickets there.

We were playing some 3d Electronic shooting game where we could win lots of tickets.

They had this weird angry birds Branded machine one of those machines where you can like trigger coins to drop except in this case.

It’s not real quarters It’s fake quarters that they don’t come out of the machine even as you win them They all just lead to more tickets But we knew we were gonna have thousands of tickets and with all the coupons we had for tickets plus the tickets we were winning By the end of our time in the arcade We had something like eight thousand four hundred tickets and we that was almost enough to get one emoji mug But we don’t need another mug So instead we’re like let’s get small stupid things and we got so many things and they know they’re keeping a running tab of how Many you have and how many have left and it’s like, oh, well I’d like one army guy and we’d like seven of the rings with like this stupid slinky We’d like oh, I definitely got a mini skateboard.

That’s got Sonic the Hedgehog Steadily increasing a steadily increasing level of stupidity and we were taking it very seriously We’re doing real-time math the one behind the counter is doing the math with her little electronic counting machine It wasn’t a calculator was the thing that she could scan the the prizes and know what they were all worth and how many we had left so we end up getting you know, just tons of Dumb crap that will eventually get thrown away But it was very exciting.

We also My kids had candy apples for the first time was I like candy.

I like apples I have no temptation from a candy apple I did not partake of the candy apples even the peanut butter cup candy apple because I don’t think those flavors go together I know some people like apples of peanut butter.

I’m not one of those people we did a What is a fun house and that was quite actually quite fun at first we were all together But then we’re like we don’t want to be together because now we can see where you’re walking in this mirror maze and we don’t Want to there were two different mirror mazes in this fun house the second time, although I was not near Ani I kept seeing Ani not knowing where to go.

Although we were some distance apart from each other and that was quite amusing But yeah, it was a surprisingly fun time at Jenkinson’s I got a massive ice cream thing that was in a waffle bubble cone and I don’t know where everybody’s been on this story hello journalists, but Bubble waffles are definitely the superior waffles like that They finally figured out the right format for waffle and it is it’s bubbles waffle bubbles man.

It was so good anyway, Jenkinson’s it was fun and Yeah, I Missed that ice cream.

It was peanut butter cup waffle bubble cone thing And it was I was very impressed by the I think most of the time you expect a fun house to be stupid and most Of the time they are but this was a well done fun house.

So well done Jenkinson’s And put your beer away people Lex